Wisdom About Dogs
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
– Ann Landers
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
– Will Rogers
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
– Ben Williams
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
– Josh Billings
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
– Rita Rudner
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
– Franklin P. Jones
“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”
– Unknown
“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Robert A. Heinlein
“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”
– Dave Barry
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
– Roger Caras
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
– Phil Pastoret
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.”
– Unknown
